Gypsy D.V.M. : FINALS 6.0

This is pretty amazing! Julie in my semester made up this little song to summarize how we are all feeling right now:

Sung to The Little Mermaid's "Part Of Your World"

Look at these notes
aren't they all shit?
wouldn't you think we would know all of it?
wouldn't you think we're in sixth
and sixths, they know everything?
look at this gold
examples untold
how many repeats can one exam hold?
looking around here you think
sure, they've got everything
we've got tables and test banks a-plenty
we've got brain dumps and blue's stuff galore
you want objectives?
we've got literally hundreds and hundreds.
but who cares?
no big deal
we'll still faaaiillllll

i wanna be where the sevenths are
i wanna be, wanna be there passing
heading off to those- what do you call 'em?
oh- clinics!

struggling in sixth, you don't get too far
seventh's required for spaying, soaping
hanging down at the- what's the word again?
strip

up in that class, up where they pass,
up where next semester is our last
so close to free- wish i could be
part of seventh

what would i give if i could just skip all of these finals
what would i pay to spend a day watching netflix
betcha in blue, they are all cool
bet they don't care bout their finals
bright young doctors, sick of proctors
ready to spay

and ready to know what the clients know
ask 'em our questions and get some answers
what's your name and why are you- what's the word?
hereeeee

when's it our turn?
wouldn't we love, love to be in upper aud?
gimme a c
wish i could be
part of seventh

Traditional photo of stack of notes that need to be learned for finals: